fairytale wedding
We've all heard the phrase "fairytale wedding," which usually consists of a "bridezilla" (non-sexist cute term alert!) going all out to make sure she marries the man of her dreams in a ceremony and reception defined by elegance, romance, and the chance to show everyone the exact kind of classy f'ing kind of broad she is!

My idea of a fairytale wedding falls more in line with this video, in which a happy Russian couple cavort throughout the forest in full wedding regalia, making out in between sessions of gently shooting "bolts" of love/energy (?) at each other, surrounded by computer-generated doves and real, live, grass-fed champagne.

New dream wedding destination: some Russian forest. Love conquers all.