Product reviews on the internet are the worst, right? Everyone's trying to shoehorn their weird tea-party affiliations or truther nonsense into a review of Titanic or pull a prank on some product.

A new blog has arrived to show off some of the worst, most pointless, meandering, tangential and misdirected movie reviews from the world's most outspoken amateur Eberts and Roepers.

Hocus Pocus

This idea could work for Amazon, eBay, really any site that encourages product reviews. Just nonchalantly dropping some gold-dipped ideas out there for y'all.