totino's pizza rolls in hot pocket
Love to eat till you puke? Great. Gregory Ng at Freezer Burns, a site normally dedicated to reviewing frozen foods, created the most meta pizza snack ever: the Pepperoni Threepeat Belly Buster.

This thing is genuinely disgusting, but will probably be seen as a personal challenge to the internet's most aggressive eaters. It features Totino's Pizza Rolls stuffed into two pepperoni Hot Pockets and then wrapped into an entire DiGiorno's pepperoni pizza like a burrito. That's three types of pizza in one giant melty mess. Mmmm. Cardiac arrest.

The end result is a 3185-calorie, 137-gram-of-fat monster that will probably consume your home before you get the chance to take your first bite.

Watch the video of how it's made after the jump.