Yo, Mom, I gotta give credit where credit's due: this chili is off the chains. I don't know if it's the beef or the beans or somethin' else, but girl, you hit the nail right on the head. Yum.

And while we have a moment I'd like to thank you for letting me go through this naked phase. You're a real open-minded lady, and I dig that about you.

Wait -- wait a minute. This beat is disgusting. Are you hearing this? It's like a thousand didgeridoos are speaking to my soul, ya know? Reminds me of Burning Man 2k9. Flashback central over here.

Hold on. I need to vibe out.