panda cheese
Oh wow. Wow! Egypt, you've really done a number on us here. Here we were, all googley-eyed when it came to big, cuddly, adorable panda bears. They're so fluffy and black and white and precious, and all we ever wanted was to curl up inside a panda bear's bosom and let him rock us gently to sleep.

But you, you come along with commercials for a brand of cheese named after the animal, and suddenly we're extremely tempted to avoid that part of the zoo next time we visit. Because, really, your panda -- the one that eerily stares down strangers before throwing a quick, violent tantrum -- gives us a case of the No Thank Yous.

Of course, we'll still eat the cheese. Are you kidding?