every rose has its thorn
Heartbreak is a bitch. And in the classic Poison power ballad, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," we're paraded through a heart-wrenching journey of devastation, despair, and the painful collapse of a relationship (in fact, Bret Michaels said the inspiration came one night when, while waiting for his clothes to dry at a laundromat, he called his girlfriend, Tracy, and heard a dude's voice in the background) (true story).

And if the internet knows anything, it knows about wringing a song of all emotional impact. YouTuber u8a22 trots her Flip cam outside and gives it her all, stripping the 80s radio staple of all things serious.

It's so nice outside, u8a22! Go ride a bike or something!