If you're like me and there's been a Tina-Fey-as-Sarah-Palin-shaped hole in your heart since the last presidential election, you're probably shaking and crying like a tween at a Justin Bieber show over Christine O'Donnell.

For those of you who don't know, O'Donnell is the Republican senatorial candidate for Delaware's upcoming election, and homegirl is on the record with a lot to say about tons of important political issues, including but not limited to: masturbation, witchcraft, co-ed college dorms, and drag queen balls.

For those of you who are already privy to O'Donnell culture, you've probably seen the lists of her greatest hits that have been popping up all over the internet these past few days (Buzzfeed and The Huffington Post both did commendable jobs in this genre), but if we're being honest, my personal favorite has come from the people over at Funny or Die, who have set a bunch of O'Donnell-isms to photos of 90's sitcom patriarch Carl Winslow from Family Matters.

Nothing says "I take a serious stance on masturbation" like a stern look from your father.