Did you know that 75% of vlogs begin with some variant of "It's been a long time since I've posted," or "I've been really busy," or "Sorry I haven't updated in a while"? Did you know that the average web browser will have wasted three full days by the time they die listening to these phrases? Check out the supercut video I made after the jump, which proves it's one of the most-used phrases in all of vlogdom.

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