9.16.10 - 4:00PM
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Christine Friar

Become an Immortal Vampire for $1000 on eBay

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I know what you're thinking: there's no way an authentic vampire transformation spell could cost under $3,000 in today's market. That's what I thought until I saw the mindblowing deals ambroselamia has listed over at eBay.

I mean, granted, we're talking $2,850 if you're looking to see improvements in things like shapeshifting, X-ray vision, and time travel within three days of the spell being cast -- but if you're willing to wait 30 - 45 days to see your abilities kick in, your bill gets cut down to a reasonable $1,000.

And what's more, ambroselamia is no one-trick pony. Looking for a Werewolf transformation spell? Done. In the market for a Teleportation spell? Got you covered.

You have to act fast though, because only ten of these spells are for sale and, "AFTER 10 ARE SOLD THEN ITS TO LATE AND YOUR LOSS."

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9.17.10

By ilovetwilight787

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Lol, if you're dumb enough to take the bait on this one, I will give you an award for idiocy.

9.17.10

By Mark

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Yeah...... it'd take a total idiot to fall for that and throw a grand down the tubes.

9.17.10

By Melinda

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I noticed that it is 100.00 not a grand but still dumb.

9.17.10

By Jolene

Highest Rank

you are right..either an iidiot...or a twilight fanatic.

9.17.10

By phillysgirl14

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Jolene, aren't they the same thing?

Peace, Love and a Pocketful of Sunshine!!
~~ASP

9.17.10

By xxswirlypops

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Capitalism at its best! I wonder how many of these have actually sold? Nerds don't have anything else to spend money on.

9.17.10

By melinda

Neutral

I had to look this up. Grant it it's still a stupid amount, the author should do a edit process first because it is going for 100.00 not 1000.00. Still, it's too much to pay for nothing at all LOL.

9.17.10

By BB

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Fangs and a night life for only $1000.00, and I get to live forever. What a deal. Woo Hoo! Sign me up for two. One for me and one for my future soul mate!!!!!!!
The trouble of living forever with only one soul mate is what will you talk about after 347 years?
I better take 3. Nothing like a threesome forever.