Nothing in the news today deserves an Auto-Tune remix more than the footage of a man who rescued a Quran from a park barbecue before it could be burned, memorably telling the book-burner, "Dude, you have no Quran!"

We wanted to make the remix ourselves, but someone beat us to it, and they did a better job than we could have. Now we can all sing along to the Auto-Tuned words of the eminently quotable Jacob Isom: "I snuck up behind him and took his Quran! Dude, you have no Quran!"

This one's not by the Gregory Brothers, but it's nearly as good as their Bed Intruder and Double Rainbow songs. I wonder when we'll stop seeing an awesome auto-tuned news song every week, because this trend hasn't shown signs of stopping yet.