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pythonYou know that nightmare you keep having? You know the one, where the enormous yellow-speckled python slithers its way into your house, up your stairs, and into your bathtub, but it's so long, you have to poke and prod so that it hoists its giant, heavy, scale-y tail end into the bath, fully submerged in the place you use to take showers?

Yeah, that's the one. Where the whole time, you're kind of like, why am I crazy lady with a helmet hair, half-complaining, half-giddy as I lift this enormous amount of SNAKE into my bathtub?

Bad news: SOMEONE PUT YOUR NIGHTMARE ON THE INTERNET!