Mistakes with English make many badtime for when at on top of oceans. Make yourself aware of these and the misty carpet.We please you to be the kindness if you should say "I am more than these" to the signs. Mind it that maybe your Mandarin not is the sun.
Many times!
Well, at least it's better than stale crap. Or is it?
Thanks for heads up.
Much better than vegetable privates.
A message to all lemmings.
Or at least have her keep an eye on it.
Fight Club's Chinese headquarters.
Even the guy on the sign doesn't know what the hell to do.
Just borrow a phone from your helpful kidnappers.
His bones do the stocktaking.
That's one hot pond. On the same note, if you sleep in the sauna you will be steamed.
Those two are certainly keeping mum about their opinion on the matter.
What a great advertisement.
Right next door to a savage train station.
That dome is electrified so the especially difficult children can't steal the cash.
Practice at home first on rubber mats. Just to be safe.
Definitely the most annoying Starfox character.
We just don't write it.
Marble floors? Whoa, not a bad place to be executed - sign us up!
We certainly don't.
This probably isn't the dream MLK was thinking of.
We buy all of our autos at Rapidity Crust!
Search for hidden treasure!
Who's blind, the masseur/masseuse or the client?
What an exciting store front. makes one want to say...wahoooo!
Secret agent phone.
This is actually a fairly apt, succinct description.
Don't have a not nice baby! That would be awful.
Only if I let you.
Ouch.
Yeah! You go business that set!
No, it isn't.
Feed multiple pigeons instead. Share the love.
No fakers.
Toilets with warming butt plates are the best.
Damn, look at that girl's sweet camel!
I've never liked myself...
Thanks for heads up.
A message to all lemmings.
Or at least have her keep an eye on it.
Fight Club's Chinese headquarters.
We certainly don't.
Search for hidden treasure!
Who's blind, the masseur/masseuse or the client?
What an exciting store front. makes one want to say...wahoooo!
Secret agent phone.
This is actually a fairly apt, succinct description.
Don't have a not nice baby! That would be awful.
Ouch.
Toilets with warming butt plates are the best.
Damn, look at that girl's sweet camel!
I've never liked myself...

























































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9.08.10
By Phil W
Incredible. Engrish can be the funniest thing. I've seen some hilarious t-shirts. You give one example, and the apron is good too.
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9.08.10
By kitbits
still cryin
"Even the guy on the sign doesn't know what the hell to do."
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9.08.10
By elaine
Kitbits, I still can't stop laughing!! OMG I'm crying too TFF!!
9.08.10
By PENNY
Their English is probably much better than my Chinese!
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9.09.10
By Lita
Well said, Penny. We laugh at these things, and they are funny. But we're raising generation of kids who rely on spell check--even allowed on writing tests--who couldn't spell correctly to save their lives. Some of the garbage I've had to slog my way through is heart-breaking, even with spell check. (Spell check doesn't always find grammatical errors.) If doctors and programmers and pharmacists and a host of other types couldn't spell, we would all be in a world of hurt. I hope someone turns around this trend. I fear a nation of dummies.
9.08.10
By Paul
theres a chinese place by the house that had on their menu "we delivery!"
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9.09.10
By Danean
We have a sushi place near us with a giant sign advertising, "ALL YOU CAN IT!" :)
9.08.10
By ctomvelu
Iam still wondering about "Porn Gems."
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9.08.10
By Andrew
Just think of the reverse problem with all those Chinese character decorations. I was with my Chinese born wife in a pricy US furniture store in Massachusetts. They stocked a psuedo Chinese room divider that had what my wife says was a peom that was so depressing it was almost a sucide note.
In China, I did see the "Happy Quick Hotel" My sister in law assured me that it wasn't what I thought it was.
I wonder how many people are running around in the US with a cute Chinese character tatoo that says something unexpected?
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9.11.10
By Jade
I know Japanese... and... there are sooo many people running around thinking they have a unique Chinese character that means something beautiful or strong... and in reality is something completely unrelated.
I know a man who comes by to my workplace a lot. who has the character of "Love" on his neck. He told me it says "Trust no one". It took all my power not to laugh.
My sister paid for two tattoos on her shoulders when she was in her 20s. She believed they said "strength" and "perseverance", when in reality they said absolutely nothing! they were just Japanese syllables.
Also, a woman I work with, recently got a tattoo on her neck that she said translated into "mother and son forever". sure, definitely said "mother" and "son". but... not exactly in the way she meant. (lol)
My best advice for this; ask for help from someone fluent in both languages and don't trust google translate for more than one word.
9.08.10
By Joanne
I was once in Chinese buffet that had those "lattice potatoes" like Chic-fil-A has, but the label over the potatoes said "lettuce potatoes."
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9.09.10
By ManicD
Very entertaining. When I first came to Orlando, Fla., there was a sign on the road side, "Please donate to the SALIVATION ARMY."
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