stuckey and murray
Formal affairs can be a total dud when you're a stud, am I right? Sure, there's nothing like boasting your "cosmopolitan lifestyle" with a "cumber bun" and twelve-inch fly, but at the end of the night, things can get tricky if a man dressed for a black-tie affair is ready to engage in a...regular affair (sex).

Comedy duo Stuckey and Murray have come up with the ultimate solution. Combining the "stylish, functional tuxedo with the convenience of a jumpsuit," The Fuxedo is the easy solution for the kind of fellas who treat bridesmaids like ducks in a row. Y'know, dirtbags SEX MACHINES.

Also, you can actually buy The Fuxedo for $275. And can you really put a price on dirty elegance?