squirrel gymnastics
Are spasms funny? Mmm, maybe, depending on who you ask, and how intense a spasm actually is. Like, if I suffered from spasms, I'd probably be like, Don't make a joke about it, okay?

So, okay, I won't. But you know what everybody loves? Gymnastics. That's just a rule of life -- people love gymnastics as much as, if not more than, Ray Romano. Gymnastics = safe.

So check out this video, in which a squirrel pulls off some Mary Lou Retton sh*t. Let's just call it gymnastics, okay? He's okay, you're okay. Give this squirrel a medal, am I right?