Carlos and Janine have been having very dramatic relationship problems, especially considering they're a couple of rocks.
You can follow along with all their emotionally-charged rock trysts and betrayals on Rock Soap Opera, which is updated daily with a captioned photo "episode."
Accompanying supermarket tabloid to follow.
Meet some of the cast.
Day 3 - Carlos, it's Cheryl Coal, remember me?
Day 10 - Carlos confesses to last night's indiscretion - trying it on with Cheryl - to Krystal. Krystal, being Janine's sister, and never Carlos' biggest fan in the first place, seizes the opportunity to make Carlos' life hell. Oh no!
"Day 42 - The final, inevitable, inexorable step to become a single rock: the rebound.
Thanks, Iain!
- link:// Rock Soap Opera
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9.05.10
By Victor
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9.05.10
By Judy
Someone had a slow day,because this is just plain dumb.
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9.05.10
By lindee
Which one is the diva? The in the closet gay? The secret alcoholic/druggie? Every soap has lots of pregnancies, do we wait 2 years like on tv, or do little pebbles just appear?
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9.05.10
By Iain
Baby Javier was delivered in a hospital by Dr Pat McGroin, but it was totally PG, no blood or swearing or anything like that.
9.05.10
By Linda
How stupid can someone be? Someone has way too much
time on their hands or is just plain dumb.
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9.05.10
By Iain
Linda/Judy - if you're adverse to things that like this, that in your words, are "plain dumb", then perhaps you should waddle off to a site that doesn't exclusively cover internet marginalia? Or just lighten up?
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9.05.10
By njgirlxxxx
People who watch this crap are dumber then a box of rocks.
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9.05.10
By greatheart
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