Carlos and Janine have been having very dramatic relationship problems, especially considering they're a couple of rocks.

You can follow along with all their emotionally-charged rock trysts and betrayals on Rock Soap Opera, which is updated daily with a captioned photo "episode."

Accompanying supermarket tabloid to follow.



Meet some of the cast.

Day 3 - Carlos, it's Cheryl Coal, remember me?



Day 10 - Carlos confesses to last night's indiscretion - trying it on with Cheryl - to Krystal. Krystal, being Janine's sister, and never Carlos' biggest fan in the first place, seizes the opportunity to make Carlos' life hell. Oh no!


"Day 42 - The final, inevitable, inexorable step to become a single rock: the rebound.





Thanks, Iain!


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