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In 1991, some people decided to get together -- the men dressed like Arsenio Hall, the women with enough shoulder padding to let them pass for Lawrence Taylor -- and create some art. Undoubtedly using somebody's enormous camcorder, these people dug deep into their sense of humor, reaching back to the post-diaper years, when farts and poopy defined "comedy of manners."

So what did these people do exactly? Well, they made a "movie" -- those quotation marks weigh tons, btw -- about ...passing gas? Like us, the guys of Found Footage Festival, who discovered the treasure, are equally clueless as to what the anagram F.A.R.T. could possibly stand for.

And, no, we're not even going to try.