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These fruits and vegetables have a secret ingredient. We can't tell you what it is exactly, but if you look closely you should be able to figure it out.

This is what you get when you say peas and carrots ten times fast.

Some parsnips like to be tied up.



Orange you glad I didn't say something off-color?
Looks like someone just saw the sugar plum fairy.

Quit calling him one-dimensional.




About to nut on the tree.



Anyone have any whipped cream?



It's not easy being green.
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Looks like we got a lemon.



Dog leg right.
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Another satisfied customer of the Brazilian Butt Lift.



Is it supposed to be red like that?
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Quit playing with your mushroom. You're going to go blind.



At least it's somewhat symmetrical.



I bet Peter Piper picks at this all day.



And that's how you can tell if it's ripe.