8.27.10 - 9:00AM
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Cole Stryker

The 11 Girls You Meet on Dating Sites - An Urlesque Field Guide

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A few weeks ago I wrote The 11 Dudes of Online Dating, where I teamed up with Kia Matthews, a blogger who caught my eye with her her OKCupid experiences. So it's only fair that we cover the fairer sex now.

Read on for our 11 Girls of Online Dating.

The Twitard

Just looking for her Edward.

Looking to Meet: Someone willing to skip all of Comic Con so he can wait in line with me to have my boob signed by one of the lesser Weasley's.

Photos: Saggy, bulbous Slave Leia

The Deviant Artist

Galleries of erotic interpretations of Hello Kitty.

Looking to Meet: A kindred soul who knows Photoshop. Someone who appreciates My Little Pony and Slipknot in equal measure. =^.^=

Photos: Drawn anime reinterpretations of crunk-core bands

The Perpetual Sister

We're not sisters by birth, but we knew from the start; we were put together to be sisters by heart.

Looking to Meet: Someone who can handle me. A cowboy who knows how to ride.

Photos: Getting drunk in some town so far out in the sticks the po-po wouldn't even bother shutting them down.

The Carrie

Dispensing unsolicited relationship advice and internet dating horror stories since 1996.

Looking to Meet: Someone who can feed my burning desire for impractical footwear. And artisanal cupcakes.

Photos: Updating kindredsoulseeker.tumblr.com at a coffee shop

The Sex Kitten

Just add vodka.

Looking to Meet: A hot guy for some random play.

Photos: Tramp stamp? Check. Tongue ring? Check. Daddy issues? Cheeeeck.

The Fun Lover

Likes to have a good time.

Looking to Meet: Just somebody to have a good time with. I like to have fun with friends.

Photos: Drinking with her besties, seizing the day

The Collector

A curator of all things ceramic and extruded plastic

Looking to Meet: A codependent collector who will help me look after my seven ferrets.

Photos: Surrounded by creepy old dolls in a pool of Beanie Babies and Trolls.

The Homeschooler

Still waiting for that white knight.

Looking to Meet: A real Man Of God who will open the car door for me every time and read me love poems while I knit our children matching pajamas.

Photos: Riding a horse, church potluck, baking

The Exotic

Thinks her vague ethnicity makes her irresistible.

Looking to Meet: A man who can handle my feisty Irish/Italian/Brazilian/etc. personality.

Photos: Salsa Dancing, dining at the Olive Garden, pub crawl on St. Patty's Day