wendy's training video
I love the 80's. Another thing I love? Hot drinks, cold drinks, and chili with cheese from Wendy's. The fast food franchise is delicious, and I don't just say that because they sponsor Urlesque (they don't -- I'm just really into Wendy's, like the way bees are into honey or Michael Jackson was into sleepovers) (sponsor us, Wendy's!).

Some truly priceless footage has surfaced from training videos for Wendy's employees made -- very clearly -- in the eighties. These vids "teach" staffers how to pour drinks in rhyme, which would be odd if it weren't in the context of the era in which they were made, which was the eighties. And the eighties were weird.

Here are the videos, in absolutely no order of crazy whatsoever.
HOT DRINKS
They "really get you going." Have a nice day.
COLD DRINKS
Use the scoop to fill with ice.
GOT TO SERVE THE DRINKS
"Smile and look happy"
CHILI CAN BE SERVED WITH CHEESE
"Chili comes in large and small, bowls for the dining room, and the cups are to go."