8.24.10 - 10:00AM
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Emmy Blotnick

Hungover Owls Just Want - Ugh - Just Five More Minutes, OK?

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You know the feeling: It's an awesome Saturday night with your best friends and you see no reason why not to have a couple of gin and tonics. And after that, why not have a few glasses of sangria and a shot of something, chased down with some very ~~cheap~~ full-bodied red wine? In fact, you know what? You'll also have a bowl of whiskey and pff, everything's fine, you're just gonna pee over there near that guy in the uniform.

Another feeling you may know: Sunday morning.

On photo blog Hungover Owls, the birds know the pain all too well. You'll see it in their tired owl eyes when they tell you something like, "Look, I'm sorry for blowing up earlier. It's just...I can feel tequila...in my face."

After the break, a selection of the best owls with the worst hangovers.

"ughhh...wait...why...why am I naked?"

"Yeah, so...we're gonna go grab some coffee, and then...then we'll start cleaning up this sh*t."

"Give me...give me like...five...five minutes. Jesus."

"...yeah...that's...that's pretty much it for me today."

"Man...whatever is inside of me smells like dying."

link:// Hungover Owls

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8.27.10

By jbjg24m

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damn, they're ugly !

8.27.10

By bob fitz

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Animals don't think, but, if they did it wouldn't be about that.

8.27.10

By exnewsman

Highest Rank

The captions are not funny. Why use the f-word and other disgusting remarks? You guys need a new approach and new writers.

8.27.10

By Hello Susie

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Actually, they are quite beautiful.

8.27.10

By lucky1836

Highest Rank

so are you !

8.29.10

By Jdo

Neutral

First, they are NOT ugly they are gorgeous! Second, to the lady who is whining about the swears... Have YOU ever been hungover? Yeah obviously not becuase those are the kinds of things you say when you are. They are funny because anthropomorphizing things like this tends to be very amusing considering anyone with intelligence realizes its so far from the reality of the situation it is funny. The fact that a bunch of "stick up your bum" self important bozo's have to come on here and prosthelytize about how "unfunny" it is just shows what a bunch of ignorant blowhards people have become in this powderpuff overly politically correct day and age. Get a damn sense of humor and cut loose guys, you are not so important that you cant crack a smile and just go with the humor every once in a while. We all know owls are not really hungover, we get it. Its called humor you morons.

8.27.10

By Bud

Highest Rank

Just say NO!!!

8.27.10

By IGNORANT NOT FUNNY

Highest Rank

Their eyes are closed because Owls are nocturnal and the light is bright. This qualifies as ignorant, dumb, not funny. Why not just put a picture of a cat hanging from a ledge with the caption "Hang in There." Oh that's right. That was done 20+ years ago. The same people that find these pictures funny think Jay Leno is funny. Simpletons.

8.27.10

By Jordan

Lowest Rank

It is funny. You obviously have a dry sense of humor.

8.29.10

By Jdo

Neutral

You say WE are the simpletons? At least we get the joke, you don't even have that going for you. Your life must be so boring. Do tell, what do you laugh at... mathematical humor? Computer humor? Nothing at all? Meh you are whats wrong with society.

8.27.10

By franplatt

Highest Rank

What a stupid piece. This is what owls look like. Interpreting their normal visages as looking 'hung over' tells us a lot about the sophomoric mindset of the blogger but nothing whatsoever about owls. Obviously just another case of AOL hiring kids right out of school, who have no life experience nor anything meaningful to say, to play at being 'journalists.'

8.27.10

By rainbowsuzy21

Highest Rank

Speaking of drunk animals, has anyone watched Dumbo (that ancient Disney movie)in a while. That's pretty funny...the owls are a bit funny..as are the people who get all upset about 'drunk' owls and holler about them being nocturnal. We know that they are nocturnal...this is a humor piece...not to be taken seriously...relax and smile...

8.27.10

By Lea

Lowest Ranked

THE FIRST RULE OF TUMBLR IS DON'T TALK ABOUT TUMBLR.

8.27.10

By chuckie

Highest Rank

Emmy, you're an idiot. Owls are nocturnal. What are you, 12?

8.27.10

By stevie

Highest Rank

Liked the owls, language was sickening and not funny.

8.27.10

By William Arthur Mills

Highest Rank

Owls have such exceptionally beautiful faces. These photographs are stunning. Like us, and every atom of creation, these creatures are marvels of nature. But why the vulgar narrative? Why the crude, base statements? Peace.

8.27.10

By stevo

Neutral

One day I was peeing behind a barn at night---owl swooped up and tried to bite you know what---thought it was a worm...scared the piss outa me...literally LOL

8.27.10

By jbjg24m

Neutral

a worm?? lmfao! don't think that i wuld have said that for the whole world to read !! That small ?

8.27.10

By macdaddy

Neutral

The wise owl is thinking----Obama is a idiot !

8.27.10

By wowsham

Highest Rank

Politics don't apply to owls. Maybe you should do some proper research about the daily life of the common owl, and I assure you that, although supprising, they don't care about your precious politics.