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The Baby-Sitters Club was dream ammunition for many a pre-teen to exist in the 90's, and the recent victim of a Bret Easton Ellis makeover.

The American Psycho author, whose other works are banned in 8 countries, takes a stab at rewriting this famed series for our friends at Crushable:

"Yeah...but...David Michael is your brother" said Dawn in that stupid No-Cal way, which, like d'uh, obviously. As if I had forgotten, which I sort of had but that was besides the point. She flicked her L'Oreal model hair behind her head and I swear to god, she may think it looked cute but to me she looked like a friggin' horse whenever she did that.


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