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BirdhousesBirds are so awesome that many people are content to watch them be nothing but their bird selves from afar. When having a parrot who screams so loud people think there's a small child being abused in your apartment isn't an option, many choose to enjoy the simple practice of bird watching instead. Here are 34 crazy (and somewhat scary) birdhouses.


Bird(school)house.
A good place to get married if you're a bird. The honeymoon is but a few flaps away.
"Who the hell put me in a Christmas ornament?"
These birds must have a bit of dough to be able to afford Stormtrooper guards.
Camouflage.
This birdhouse is depressed because only paper cranes grace its front door.
Bird hotel.
This functions as a home for birds as well as any small parasites they may be carrying.
An interesting "under the sea" theme. Gaudi would be proud.
What does this house, bird sperm?
A typical husband and wife arguing about their mortgage.
"Greg and I just don't understand where all the birds went. Oh my, isn't Chester looking plump...oh, dear."
A birdy neighborhood.
Birds have neither teeth nor hair, so how this place stays in business is a miracle.
A mini birdtropolis.
It has a chimney to boot.
Nobody trespasses on this home when the babushka guards are on duty.
How could any bird resist laughing at danger?
An early conceptual photo from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. Colorized later.
His favorite food? Swallows.
A huge birdhive.
A sleazy bird motel. Who knows that goes on in there.
For the hipster bird.
Bird condos.
A birdhouse on a human house.
Birdtown.
Gahh! This is too many different species under one roof. There's bound to be trouble.
Bird Kremlin.
We're pretty sure this one just had its first taste of a city pigeon.
Serves the best bird cider on the eastern seaboard.
Epic beardhouse.
Of course. Every bird wants to live in a rejected prototype for Jigsaw from the Saw franchise.
This boot was made for flyin'.

City bird.