- 8.23.10 - 1:00PM
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- Emmy Blotnick
The Snazzy Napper Lets You Nap in Peaceful, Stupid Ridiculousness (The One)
This morning I awoke from a deep slumber in my Snuggie and thought, "It's time. The time has come for another novelty blanket product with which to ironically humiliate myself and make a mockery of our 'fashion' tag."
Just get a load of the Snazzy Napper, the sheep-print burka thing that supposedly makes it easier to sleep in public.
So where do you Snazzy Nap? In an unlocked public restroom, looking like a crime victim? Leaning against the wall of a nursery, incidentally camouflaging and traumatizing children? In the fetal position on the sidewalk in the middle of a "No Terror Mosque" protest? Go to town, ironic Snuggie fans. Spread the wings of your disposable income and fly. Make my day.
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