schmitty the weather dog
If you were to ask Meteorologist Ron Trotta whether he values his life over that of a five-pound "celebrity and activist" Yorkie named Schmitty ["The Weather Dog"], I can almost guarantee you he'd side with Schmitty. Why? Well, she posed for a calender after 9/11 (?), she aided in rescuing animals affected by Hurricane Katrina (ok), and she also raised awareness among undecided voters in 2008 (??).

But most importantly, she has, according to missing Best In Show character Meteorologist Ron Trotta, she has telepathically assisted Trotta in predicting weather reports "across the country" (although mostly in New York City Tri and Newport, Rhode Island...and primarily for YouTube videos, it seems).

Schmitty's cute and all, but someone get Ron Trotta his own show IMMEDIATELY. (And, Ron, if you're reading, we'd love to have you on The Urly Show. Call us!)
Meet Schmitty the Weather Dog, and her slave owner, Meteorologist Ron Trotta
(This may be Schmitty's only actual appearance on real television.)
New York: Rain
Newport, Rhode Island: Sun
New York: Rain
Newport, Rhode Island: Sun
And Segways.
The Hamptons: Sun
Newport, Rhode Island: John's birthday
New York: Mildly chilly
Also, auditions for The Apprentice.

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