Holy crap, internet, look what we've done! Antoine Dodson's "Bed Intruder" outcry started as a news clip, turned into a sensation, got a catchy remix with the Gregory Brothers (of Auto-Tune the News) and now?

Now it's number 89 on the Billboard Hot 100, right between, you know, actual music people! Maybe Brad Paisley should look into getting exploited on local news in the wake of a near-tragedy.