There's nothing exciting about being practical or pragmatic, which is why it's great news that none of these 13 awesomely useless machines are even remotely either of those boring p-words.

They're useless in the best sense of the word, doing things you would never need done, in a way you'd never imagine to do them, for no other reason than to perplex and amuse you. You're useless...and we love you for it.

Infinite Grass

The Bites the Hand That Feeds Machine

The Waiting Machine

The Wishbone Walker

The Self High Five Machine

The Unplugger

Pedal Shoes

The Banana Fan

The Channel Changer

The Paper Ripper

The Walk in the Park

The Lizard Bike

The Dancing Chair

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