Doing anything is dangerous these days, when the whole world is smart phone ready and equipped to turn that one-time memory into a moment you'll never forget. With Facebook and YouTube and Twitter (oh my!) you have to wonder why we do anything in the presence of a video camera at all, never mind something stupid.

While we think there's nothing funny about hurting yourself, or anyone else, after a few too many beers, there is something funny and yes, sadly poetic, about the bloopers these folks have made under the watchful eye of big brother. We can only hope their misery, from the 'Hoff to a guy falling into a fence, can be a message to the masses.

See more Drunk Internet Hall of Fame over at Uproxx.