marcel the shell
His name is Marcel and he is a talking seashell with shoes. He is too weak to lift anything and his house is a mess because he had friends over to make salad.

If you're not in love by the time he says, "My one regret in life is that I'll never have a dog. But sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and I drag it around," you should give up on ever being happy in life.

The clip was directed by Dean Fleischer-Camp and Marcel was voiced by SNL's Jenny Slate.