Everybody in the world just wants to be loved, right? We all just want someone to appreciate us for who we are, especially when we're barrel-chested 45-year-old guys who want a lady karaoke partner badly enough to make a six-minute video personal ad about it, but not badly enough to put a shirt on.

This guy's one of us. He'll give it to you straight, as he says, "I'm lookin' for a rock 'n roll girl, I'm not gonna lie to ya."

Even if you're not his perfect match, you can still enjoy the graphics, the open-hearted sincerity and the part where he lists just a few of the myriad things one can put on a forklift. Cases of juice, chips, bath tissue? Ooh, keep it coming! More!

Thanks, Tristan!