lady raging over mcnuggets
McDonald's is famous for lots of things: the billions of burgers they've sold, the fries spiked with beef flavoring, and that stupid clown. That damn terrifying clown.

As of today, consider the fast food behemoth famous for something else: security footage of Melodi Dushane, a Toledo woman, clearly losing her mind when, at 6:30 in the morning, she's told that Ronald's own Chicken McNuggets are not yet being sold. Because, again, it's 6:30 in the morning, and it's at least a few hours before nuggets will fall from the golden arches.

Nothing, it seems, will stop this ferocious beast of a human being, however, from being denied the McNugget. Words are had, punches are thrown, and glass is broken, all in the name of frozen chicken shapes.