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yo gabba gabba
In [what we hope, heart full of hope, is] a brilliant parody of propaganda films, a video has surfaced on YouTube that pits Jewish people as a quietly power-hungry trust out to brainwash children with the Nick Jr. series Yo Gabba Gabba!

Speaking about the "International Jewish Conspiracy" (which is, in actuality, a satirical website, but shh!), the YouTube description for the video reads as follows:

In August 2007, the IJC initiated a new front in their war of conquest and enslavement. Unlike previous attacks, this most recent movement targeted only the youngest children, making it especially repugnant.

The goals of [Yo Gabba Gabba!] are: (1) to deconstruct this new threat, thereby neutralizing it; and, (2) to act as a signal flare for parents and guardians, reminding them of the need for constant vigilance.

In other words, this year's dinner conversation at Rosh Hashanah is going to be uh-mazing. We can't wait 'til Bubbe finally spills the beans about the whole Gonzo-as-mind-control thing.