
What's so compelling about this portly, mustachioed longshot candidate? For one thing, he always introduces himself as "Basil Marceaux Dot Com," and for another, his campaign promises are vague and completely ridiculous: he wants to "do his issues" and "make it all freer than you were yesterday." He also refuses to take campaign contributions, which seems like a pretty bad way to win an election.
His online fans have even opened up a Marceaux for Governor shop, in case you need to back this guy by wearing his t-shirt.
Check out his "official campain ad" and his Kimmel appearance after the jump.





















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