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bear wrecks car
Seventeen-year-old Ben Story of Larkspur, Colorado had a car, which is crucial for teenagers who like to do things. Thing is, Ben kind of lives in the woods -- or at least close enough to them -- that leaving deodorant and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out is a deadly mistake because there are bears around.

In fact, a bear trotted out of the woods and into Ben's car, where, after the door slammed shut behind him, "he bumped into the gear shift and put the automatic transmission into neutral, sending the car rolling 125 feet back down a hill," reports The Denver Post.

So the car's a wreck, the PB&J is gone, and the bear (who probably smells really fresh now) left Ben a "special surprise" (poop). Sucks, man.