I'm not one to make sweeping generalizations, but all food is better on a stick. Candy apples, corn dogs, marshmallows, whole pigs -- all better on a stick. That proves my point pretty exhaustively.

Crafty website Instructables knows it's true too, and they're hosting a contest appropriately titled Stuff on a Stick.

Submit a photo of your food-on-a-stick creation (like this sushi pictured here) and you could win a Zoku Quick Pop Maker, an awe-inspiring machine that freezes ice pops in just seven minutes. Second prize is a set of regular old plastic popsicle molds, which is cool in the same way that having a baguette under the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Texas is cool.

They're accepting entries until August 22, so now is the time to start kebabbing everything in sight!