Can you blame Geoffrey for losing his cool? The whole reason he even went to the zoo was to see cool animals and do it Geoffrey's way, and then everyone just wasted his time making him look at gentle animals. Ugh!

Actually, this four-year-old expresses his feelings more articulately and respectably than most adults. If the Olympic committee decided to make tantrum-throwing an event (you know, instead of discuses) and the only players were Geoffrey, reality show contestants and Bill O'Reilly, we all know who would win. Might as well just give him his gold medal now.