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Video games are fun because they take us to a whole new and often fantastical world in which we can pretend to be someone totally different. The alter ego isn't usually your average banker, either -- the characters we choose have powers and abilities we could only dream of having in real life, and live in a colorful world filled with mystery and boss battles. However, some creators clearly didn't get the memo when they made these really, really boring sounding video games.

Imagine Babysitters? We'd rather not, thanks.

Far better than its predecessor: Sergeant Bible: Pit of Intolerance

Let's not go on a rant here, but Dennis Miller's 'That's News to Me' is more asinine than arcane throwbacks to pugilists in the rapidly advesperating heyday of agrarian business.

Anticipate never playing this game.

Using fast-food to get people interested in the bible? Oh boy.

The bass looks pretty damn green, to be honest.

The words 'Bible' and 'adventure' are a contradiction in terms.

A game that really just invites you not to play it.

Just in case you can't find some crayons and paper.

Go outside. Go. Outside.

Non-virtual sea-monkeys suck. Virtual sea-monkeys suck.2

It should be illegal to put the word 'entertainment' on the front of a game like this. Come to think of it, it should be illegal to put the words 'Donkey Kong' on the front of a game like this.

The only thing worth blasting to do with this game is the cartridge itself.

It's good to know that this is both 'classic' and the 'pro edition.' If you are a pro at this game, may god help you.

Just in case Chessmaster I wasn't thrilling enough for you.

Waldo is staring eerily into our souls.

Playing this game is like harvesting the sourest grapes in the world.

These are Mario's early years, kids! What, you didn't have a mustache when you were in preschool?

Don't let Packy's thumbs up fool you.

Nearly as good as SimBrickWall.

Yoshi is now in a support group with Cookie Monster.

Just like normal darts only no pointy bits to make it exciting.

Mickey looks a little confused. It's a six Mickey...it's a six.

How the heck can you play Pictionary with a game controller?

Does that guy look anything like a kid? Anyone?

Now the game can be boring in three dimensions instead of two!

Basically, don't play this game.

That poor bear. He just doesn't know what to do.

Conceived by a former IRS revenue agent? Whoa. Still boring.

This is seriously just the entire King James Bible on a GameBoy. Enjoy the eye strain.

This is the only unlicensed game for the SNES, and there's a good reason why.

Awesome. Next let's play Retirement Home Tycoon.

The game is already consoling you before you start playing it.

From the cover, it just looks like this game kicks your butt over an over again. Good to know it's in the silver 199 range though...that's a real plus.

Try staring at the cover of this game for 10 minutes then trying to go to sleep.