If you're like me and don't have any cool party tricks to show off -- no double joints, no levitation skills, no L.A. Lights to wear -- you'll be blown away by the following video, "20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes."

The choice of soundtrack is almost equally impressive. It's the sort of music that should go with pyrotechnics, monster trucks, chainsaws and boobs, but it's definitely just as good with a tiny green parrot and a nice mathletic young man. When else are you going to see a parrot bowl a strike?

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