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Summer! The weather's fine, the water's cool, and everyone injures themselves on the beach and puts it on YouTube.

But no need to go through life worrying that any of those terrible things could happen to you. That's why we've got Brett Erlich, Head Professor of Everything at the Viral Video Film School, to kindly turn all the internet's horrible-hilarious swimming accident videos into one comprehensive PSA.

Take me, for example: I watched it and I'm not suddenly having an anxiety-ridden episode that I'll end up like that guy who runs gut-first into an industrial-quality chain. One thing I'm not doing is childproofing my home out of fear. Another thing I'm definitely not doing is mummifying myself from the neck down in protective bubble wrap. Everything is completely cool. Just watch the video and learn.