Whether you're an advanced scholar of film or a tween in a "fart sandwich" T-shirt, pretty much all you need to know about a movie's quality can be communicated with a face. You'll know it's true as soon as you take a look at One Photo Reviews, a blog where an expressive dude named Scott Davis posts a single self-portrait per summer blockbuster.

Or at least that's how it started. One Photo Reviews has gained such momentum he's accepting follower submissions, so if you suffered through Grown Ups, this might be your big chance to share your disillusionment with the world.

Naturally, your faithful Urlbots are emotionally complex moviegoers too. After the break, we review some winners and losers new and old...

Urlesque writer Jay Hathaway gives Inception a face of amazement:


Like many other One Photo Reviewers, it appears Twilight: Eclipse left community manager Annemarie Dooling somewhere between bewildered and uh, turned on:


Here we have senior editor Nick Douglas, awestruck over Synecdoche, New York:



Managing editor Kelly Reeves chose the trusty I'll-never-not-watch-this-when-it's-on-TV classic Titanic:


Writer Eliot Glazer saw Winnebago Man:


And I saw The Last Airbender:


So I haven't seen it-seen it, but an 8% on Rotten Tomatoes? M. Night, how about you just break the Tomatometer?