This is not just any pug.

This is Teddy Almond Turtle. He has a preternatural grasp of the English language and he knows better than to say meaningless things like "woof" and "arf."

This pug yells for Batman.

He's also got so many rolls of neck fat it looks like he's wearing a second pug as a scarf, but that's another discussion.


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