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Here are twelve remixes of Japanese McDonald's commercials, some of which may give you a brain hemorrhage and some of which will just melt your eyes out of their sockets.

It's possible that in Japan the McDonald's advertising division is filled with psychotic, color-blind geniuses who in fits of self-induced delirium spliced their commercials into these digital maelstroms, or it could have been a handful of bored seven-year olds with laptops.

Either way, Ronald McDonald has taken the red pill, and perhaps for the first time ever, people are actually lovin' it.

If translations pulled from the comments can be trusted, Ronald McDonald is roughly saying, "When I, Ronald McDonald, get happy, I do this impulsively. So, everyone do it with me! Here I go... RAN RAN RU-!" No, it doesn't make a lot of sense even without taking it into hyper drive.

Make sure your safety belts are fastened and keep your hands inside the ride at all times.


The epic techno remix.


This is the true infernal gallop Offenbach envisioned.


Moshi moshi.


The golden arches clash with Evangelion.


Ronald McDonald exercising. On speed.


Try not to clap along. It will only encourage him.


And at this moment, this moment right here, it becomes creepy.


The commercial that should be an art installation.


If McDonald's had its own anime series, this would the opening theme.


Ronald trains for a title fight. Also on speed.


Yes, the danger must be growing. Because the rowers keep on rowing. And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!