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matt harding high 5I hope some day Matt Harding tries to get into a club, and the bouncer's all "Sir, you lack the necessary attire" or however bouncers say it, and then Matt shows the bouncer a clip of "Where the Hell Is Matt" and the bouncer has to commit bouncer seppuku for dishonoring his profession.

But that's stupid because obviously all dance club employees would recognize Matt on sight.

We recognized Matt on sight and made him give us this week's High 5 list: his five favorite places to dance. I double-checked and I'm pretty sure all five places are made up, because I've been up as far as the top of Central Park and I haven't seen any of them.


A quick spelling guide:
  • Paradise Bay, Antarctica
  • Chuuk, Micronesia
  • Paro, Bhutan
  • Taro, Papua New Guinea
  • Sossusvlei, Namibia


Now let's all go retrace his steps and turn these locations into dance-tourism banana republics.