Twirdie Twitter golf - Tranquil hole"Twirdie" is an awful word to pronounce, until you realize it's "Twitter" plus "Birdie," which is a score you will never get on Twirdie.

To play, enter a word that you think is very popular on Twitter right now. (The ball goes a foot for every tweet with your word or phrase from the last 60 seconds.) Then enter progressively less popular words to reach the hole.

The first chip is easy. Just pick something from Twitter's trending topics, or a common word like "like." The frustration comes from those later shots, which will skip over the hole if the words are too popular. The rules do not mention this, nor do they mention the deep satisfaction of finally sinking a putt, especially when your last word is an obscenity directed at the game itself.