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You'd never suspect that a guy who refers to himself as "King" would have a huge ego, but shockingly, NBA superstar LeBron James is pretty full of himself. In fact, his ego is so big that someone made a Twitter account for it.

@LebronJamesEgo is a made-up ALL-CAPS account of King James' inner monologue, which is mainly about how awesome his smile is, and how good he is at things.

Of course, some of the best tweets came during his press conference, when he announced he'd be signing with the Miami Heat. The Twitter account was "TWEETING WHAT MY MOUTH CAN'T SAY" throughout the announcement. Check out some of the highlights after the jump.
COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT TO EAT SO I JUST HAD 17 DELIVERY GUYS COME TO MY CRIB. I CHOSE THAI BECAUSE I KNEW I WAS THE BEST AT CHOOSING LUNCHES.

CHECK IT - I'M NOT ALWAYS BOUT ME I'M GONNA SAVE ONE ANIMAL FROM THE BP OIL SPILL AND NAME IT LEBRON JR. WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY SEA TURTLE???

MY BOY JAY-Z AND I ARE IN THE LAB WORKING ON A SONG. RIGHT NOW THE HOOK GOES "OH LEBRON YOU SO LEBRON" I'M LIKE YEAH BOY BUT JAY SEEMS SAD.

THERE'S NOTHIN WRONG WITH YOUR TV - I DID SOME CURLS WITH A MILK CARTON BEFORE I LEFT MY PLACE SO YEAH I'M LOOKIN NICE.
YEAH BOY MIAMI HEAT! I CAN'T WAIT TO WIN GAMES AND ALL THAT NOW GIMME SOME DAMN MONEY.