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Mad Men, AMC's award-winning breakout hit, critical darling, and obsession of many a blogger (you can still Mad Men Yourself!), returns to the airwaves on July 25. We, like so many other nerds online all day, are rubbing our hands together like a Disney villain in anticipation of the arrival of the show's fourth season. Will Sterling Cooper Draper & Pryce work? Will Peggy finally address her estranged infant? WILL JOAN BE IN EVERY SCENE?

Not surprisingly, some Internut out there chose to rev his engines by piecing together a montage featuring every single pick-up line, come-on, and jaw-dropping innuendo that makes New York in the sixties look like nothing more than a den of sexual liaisons.

And until we get our hands on that trusty time machine we keep hoping for, we'll just have to believe it. The twenty-first century never looked so prude!