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The internet is "completely over," according to Prince, the legendary musician, sex god and apparent luddite. "The internet's like MTV," said the Artist Formerly Known As Relevant. "At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good."

The obsolescence of a worldwide network of computers comes as news to Urlesque. Trust us, the internet is not dead. Prince has just managed to troll the whole web without even being online.

While other artists are getting rich promoting themselves online, Prince's new album "20Ten" will be distributed exclusively on CD and given away for free with copies of the Daily Mirror newspaper. I guess a dying medium is a fitting place to carry on a dying career.

I love Prince's music, but the guy's just shooting himself in the foot, here. On the other hand, by staying off the internet, he can at least avoid having to tour North Korea like Justin Bieber.