Tribeca Film Festival American Express
The Tribeca Film Festival and American Express recently held a "My Movie Pitch" competition asking aspiring filmmakers to submit a one-minute long movie pitch, and our brethren at Asylum did their best to go looking for the worst of these entries, all on YouTube.

In the end, they came up with seven stinkers, but we're mostly intrigued by one dude who is exclusively interested in an autobiographical film that documents his dalliances with celebrities, bowling alleys, and abortion clinics. Because he's just that type of guy, if you didn't already gather from his abrasive, nasal honk or offensive lack of teeth.

Hell no for Hollywood.