Half Basketball Half Soccer BallSoccer has vuvuzelas, obsessive fans, and lots of escalating excitement. What it doesn't have are a whole lot of goals. Soccer fans are perpetually teased with close calls, but with such a huge field, great defenders and the lack of instant replay, goals are scarce. On the flip-side the final score of a basketball game can reach triple digits for both teams. Unless the "players" are dogs and cats.

Here's an exclusive Urlesque video remix that imagines what basketball would be like, if it was a little more like soccer (or hockey). Featuring hard to identify players, high drama and unusual scoring patterns.




[Ed. note: There seems to be some controversy over the final score. Just like soccer.]