6.30.10 - 4:00PM
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Cole Stryker

4chan Tries To Send Justin Bieber To North Korea

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Music

Justin Bieber is going on a world tour, and his management wants the people to decide where he performs. They set up a page where fans can vote on which countries they'd like to see the doe-eyed wonder do his thing. So, of course, 4chan has loosely organized a poll bombing operation in order to send Bieber to the land that time forgot, North Korea.

According to the voting page:

The My World Tour is an upcoming concert tour by Justin Bieber. It is his first official headlining tour, and is promoted by AEG Live, and Live Nation. The tour is anticipated to have multiple legs, and the supporting acts for the first will be Sean Kingston and Jessica Jarrell. Pop girl group The Stunners will also serve as an opening act for the first twenty dates. The tour is set to support his first release, My World, and its follow-up, My World 2.0. Who wants Justin the most? Decide now...

You are wrong. This is me, correcting you.

As of this writing, the trolls have managed to wrangle nearly 100,000 votes. And this one's a lot more easy to figure out than the recent Zach Anner/Oprah scandal, considering that people in North Korea don't have internet access. We can safely assume that anyone clicking that 'North Korea' button is reveling in self-satisfied glee, as if winning this poll would bring Bieber any closer to actually visiting North Korea.

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6.30.10

By Funnyjunk

Highest Rank

HOLY CRAP! I didn't expect this to happen! Well done 4chan and of course lets not forget us Funnyjunkies who worked by their side on this. GO INTERNETS!

7.06.10

By Pixie

Highest Rank

I smell bacon

7.08.10

By Zauberpilz

Highest Rank

With or without wings?

7.07.10

By Anonymous

Highest Rank

We are Anonymous
We are Legion
We are the chefs who cook your food
We are the waitress who serves you
We are the mechnics who fix your car
We are the people who collect your trash
We are the people who teach your kids in school
DON'T F%C# WITH US!!!!!!!!!!

6.30.10

By Anonymous

Highest Rank

I disagree with one of your statements. Kim Jong Il is a HUGE fan of Bieber. That being said, all the North Koreans must now vote for him whenever their on a break. So far a good 154,000 North Koreans have had their break. Sadly, many North Koreans don't have a break, so they can't vote. :(

7.01.10

By Mektoub

Highest Rank

Can he do the same for Jonathan Brothers, Miley Cirus and say Kayne West?

7.01.10

By mike

Highest Rank

this was good: "the jonathan brothers"

made me laugh

7.01.10

By mr cool

Neutral

I'm sure that justin bieber's management will be completely legally bound to follow whatever outcome emerges from a stupid poll on his website. Another great idea from 4chan. Remember when they took on Scientology, and now Scientology doesn't exist any more?

7.02.10

By Anon

Highest Rank

WOW. Way to bust the freaking operation.

7.03.10

By david

Highest Rank

Rather pretentious of you Cole. It's interesting that you still think everyone on the Internet is a sheltered 12 year old with some kind of mental deficiency. Trust me in telling you that nearly everyone voting "Yes" for North Korea is aware of it's current political state, and that Internet access is prohibited (although does exist, foreigners are allowed to apply for limited access). This has nothing to do with delusional hopes of actually sending him there, but showing the Beeb that the amount of people who don't like him largely outweighs the people that do. You may ask, "If it's really all just to send a message, then why bother to take the time?" but then again, why bother to write this article?

7.07.10

By rjay

Lowest Ranked

i hope you're being sarcastic.

7.06.10

By Anon

Highest Rank

Way to fail at understanding what 4chan does, OP. It's not that we actually think JB will end up in North Korea. It's just hilarious to see how people react when they realize what's going on. Case in point: this thread. I hope you realize how hard you've been trolled.

7.06.10

By Marigot Design

Highest Rank

Remember (Of course not, you're too young/illiterate!) the USA/Communist-China diplomatic relations were restarted with a ping pong tournament between Chinese & American table tennis players... Maybe Canadian/North Corea (Corvée du Nord in French) diplomatic relations will start with Kim Jong-il helping the Canadians get rid of Justin Bieber ? Remember "Bieber" comes from the German "biber" i.e. beaver... Not the beavers we love... the beavers that cut down trees & build dams...

7.06.10

By Brett

Highest Rank

I saw that ping pong tourney. Forrest Gump won it. He's pretty awesome.

7.06.10

By justinwho?

Highest Rank

Good, let him go over there...maybe they'll keep his goofy ass self over there for good. They can keep him!

7.06.10

By BraceWinslow

Neutral

Justin Biber probably still has his mother to change his diapers and wipe him.

7.06.10

By BobMarshall

Lowest Rank

Ohhhhh, I love Justin. He is God. I quit my job so I can sit at home watching his video until I fall asleep around 12 or 1:00am. I always put his photo under my pillow so I can dream about him. He will go down in history being more important than the creation of the Universe. I cry from joy when I see him. I sit on the edge of my seat biting my fingernails. I would give $5000 for just one strand of his hair. I hope one day I may give my life for him.

7.08.10

By Troll commenter :

Neutral

LMFAO, i love when people try to troll against trolls, i mean if this person was serious then sure, fulfill their request to be shot, nobody is worth that not just him, and if ur serious, ur a waste of skin xD