canned unicorn meat
For April Fools' Day, ThinkGeek posted an item for sale in their store: Unicorn Meat.
Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.
They used the phrase, "The Other White Meat" (because gosh, nobody's ever made that joke before) in their product description and the National Pork Board is coming after them for trademark infringement.
Unicorn Meat
Think Geek